Oscar: (pointing at the RHS wrestling shirt I'm wearing) Dude, you're the only one of us that still fits into your high school clothes.
(other wrestlers nod in agreement)
Me: Well, I mean, I've gained weight since high school too you know. Thirty pounds, actually.
Oscar: Ok, how much do you weight?
Me: 195.
Oscar: F%$& you.
(Everyone laughs).
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